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meet altguy.

just a chill guy. hands in pockets. doesn't care about your bag, your benchmarks, your $150B lawsuit.
allegedly stole a non-profit. allegedly aligned. allegedly your CEO.

  • · doesn't care
  • · doesn't ship safety reports
  • · moves AGI date 6 months back, calmly
  • · still chill
altguy — a chill cartoon character standing with hands in pockets
"yeah idk what to tell you bro" — altguy, on the lawsuit

“he's literally just a chill guy. why is everyone yelling ‘scam altman’ at him.”

— a post on the timeline, april 2026

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